So I decided to crank out an RPG monster idea and draw it in an hour. Roughly 70 minutes total, so not too shabby! I sketched it out with some Uniball pens and took a picture of it with my smartphone because I was too lazy to go downstairs and use the scanner. An upcoming publication has glass monsters in it, but I decided to play with the idea some more, giving me these little bastards! Brittle heartbeats crack from stone and drag these gaping half-mind half-people through b

Skeletons, zombies, goblins, orcs, yadda-yadda-yadda. Seinfeld told us that I can't yadda-yadda sex, but players can definitely yadda-yadda your trash mobs. Bunch of goblins? Meh. Fight fight, yadda-yadda, gather xp and move on. So what if these trash mobs had some more spice to them? What if there was a chart penned out to give some variety to these little fellers? Don't worry, kids, your good ol' pal Mr. Remley will make your monsters stand out more. And here's how: WE'RE G

In my recent delve into the world of OSR roleplaying, I find myself super intrigued by its streamlined statistics for monsters. Having grown up on Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 Edition and finding my biggest niche with 5th Edition, I'm used to tomes of flowing text telling me exactly how a particular monster is laid out. For example, let's look at how the Skeleton is statted out in both Pathfinder 2E and D&D 5E: Pathfinder Skeleton Guard Neutral Evil, Medium, Mindless, Skeleton, U

The immortal headsquisher then steps towards the adventurers, hands out for squishing.

The party opens the door to Sparamunter. "Sparamunter" is apparently Snake-Latin for "Skeleton-Snake-Monster-With-Greataxe-Ro

Sane asks Klar to spy on the Knave and Riddle for her, especially since Sane has heard "some shady dealings happen there at night!&quot